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2. HA HA THAT IS OF COURSE WHEN YOU DOSHAVE.

 

 

3. You do not know what to do with this:

 

 

4. Or this:

 

 

5. DEAR GOD.

 

 

6. Ninety percent of your mascara gets on your eyelashes. The other 10% gets on your upper eyelid.

 

 

7. When you’re wearing blush you feel like a CLOWN.

 

 

8. You can’t remember the last time you painted your nails.

 

 

9. But the last time you did paint them, they looked something like this:

 

 

11. You can tear stockings just by looking at them.

 

 

12. Clutches will never be anything but ridiculous-looking wallets for GIANTS.

 

 

13. You never have the appropriate clothing for occasions.

 

 

You can wear jorts to a graduation, right???

14. You appreciate a good lady trouser.

 

 

16. LOL “Women are supposed to have soft shoulders.”

 

 

17. LOL “Women should emphasize the smallest part of their waists.”

 

 

18. “Doing your hair.”

 

 

20. The only underwear you will wear:

 

 

21. Thong: (thông) n.: 1. A permanent wedgie; 2. Everything that is wrong with the world.

 

 

22. THESE THINGS.

 

 

23. WHAT EVEN ARE THESE THINGS?

 

 

24. Attitude toward shoes: apathy.

 

 

OK right, because women gaze admiringly and literally HUG their computers when they online shop.

25. Attitude toward bags: apathy.