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留得青山在，不怕沒柴燒
 
He who has health has hope.

 
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Dear Quote Investigator: The following words are attributed to a variety of people including Mark Twain, Satchel Paige, and William Purkey:

Sing like no one is listening.
Love like you’ve never been hurt.
Dance like nobody’s watching,
and live like it’s heaven on earth.

 
 
“If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity, it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and when it comes, hold your head high, look it squarely in the eye, and say, ‘I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.’”
– Ann Landers, Advice Columnist

 
 
“A critic is a man who knows the way but can’t drive the car.”
– Kenneth Tynan, Theater Critic